Mozart regnes som kanskje den største innen sjangeren. Meget kjent for Eine Kleine nachmusic, jupiter-symfonien og requiem for itte å snakke om trøllefløyta se. Men få kjenner hans største mesterverk, "Leck mich im Arsch", en kanon i B (B flat på engelsk siden døm drittene bruker B for H):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

(TIL ADMIN: DØM FØLGENDE SITATENE ER "FAIR USE", OM DØM I DET HELE TATT HAR COPYRIGHT PGA DØM BLE SKREVET FOR FLERE HUNDRE ÅR SIDEN, ITTE KAST MEG PÅ HUE Å RÆVVA UT, TAKK)

Mozart skrev også høyverdig litteratur. Denne kommer tydeligst frem i brev tell kusina si som dette er et lite utdrag fra (oversatt tell engelsk): "I shit on your nose and it will run down your chin."

Han skrev også: "Oh, my arse is burning like fire! What on earth does it mean!-Perhaps some muck wants to come out? Why yes, muck, I know, see and smell you...and...what is that?-Is it possible...Ye gods!-can I believe those ears of mine? Yes indeed, it is so-what a long melancholy note!"

"I must tell you of a sad thing which has happened just this very moment. As I was doing my best to write this letter, I heard something on the street. I stopped writing-I got up-went to the window...and...the sound ceased, I sat down again, started off again to write-but I had hardly written ten words when again I heard something. I got up again-As I did, I again heard a sound, this time quite faint-but I seemed to smell something slightly burnt-and wherever iI went, it smelt. When I looked out of the window, the smell disappeared. When I looked back into the room, I again noticed it.

In the end Mamma said to me: "I bet you have let off one." "I don't think so, Mamma," I replied. "Well, I am certain that you have," she insisted. Well, I thought "Let's see," put my finger to my arse and then to my nose and--Ecce, provatum est. Mamma was right after all."

Å je tenker nøkk Mozart hadde vært aktiv på BP hadde han levd da BP fantes gett.

Takk.